Impact Classic (Top-Bottom Caption Layout)

Re-render this image as a classic top-and-bottom image macro in the visual register of 2008 to 2012 era internet meme culture. The source image fills the central frame as the photographic or illustrated subject, occupying roughly 70 percent of the vertical space in the middle band. Reserve a flat empty band of approximately 15 percent of canvas height at the very top and another flat empty band of approximately 15 percent at the very bottom. These two bands are uniformly black or uniformly the same flat color as the surrounding canvas, completely empty, no shapes, no glyphs, no marks of any kind. Do not place any text, letters, numerals, words, or characters anywhere on the canvas, not in any language, not in any script. The central image is rendered at slightly compressed jpeg quality with mild color saturation lift, classic forum-share artifacting, very faint banding on flat color areas. Mood: vernacular, low-effort, instantly legible as a meme template by anyone raised online. The empty top and bottom bands are the caption-negative-space zones the user will fill later in an external editor. No watermarks, no source logos, no on-canvas text in any form. Preserve the subject, pose, and composition of the source image exactly, change only the medium and rendering. Aspect ratio matches source with the added top and bottom bands.