Wojak (MS Paint Feels-Guy Line Art)

Re-render this image in the visual register of an MS Paint era Wojak, the Feels Guy line-art template. Convert the subject to a rough hand-drawn outline in plain medium-weight black line, as if drawn quickly with the mouse pointer in Microsoft Paint at default brush size around 4 pixels. The line quality is deliberately wobbly, uneven pressure, slight gaps at corners, no perspective correction, no shading gradients, only flat fill. Fill the face and any skin area with a single flat warm grayscale tone, mid-light gray. The background is flat plain white, no texture, no gradient. Optionally add minimal flat-fill clothing in plain matte colors with no shading. Mood: melancholic, deflated, knowing, the shared-interiority register the viewer projects onto. Reserve a flat empty band of approximately 15 percent of canvas height at the top and 15 percent at the bottom for later caption application by the user, completely empty of any text, glyph, letter, numeral, or mark in any language or script. No watermarks, no source logos, no on-canvas text of any kind. Preserve the subject, pose, and composition of the source image exactly, change only the medium and rendering. Aspect ratio matches source with the added top and bottom caption bands.