Chad vs Virgin (Two-Panel Body-Type Contrast)

Re-render this image as a two-panel Chad-versus-Virgin contrast meme in the visual register of the original 2017 ink-line template. Split the canvas vertically into two equal panels separated by a thin black hairline. Right panel: render the subject in the Chad register, drawn in confident clean black ink line on flat plain off-white background, jawline strong and squared, posture relaxed and upright, body proportions broad-shouldered and grounded, gaze direct and unbothered, minimal shading, deliberate stylized simplicity. Left panel: render an alternate take of the same subject in the Virgin register, drawn in the same ink-line style on the same off-white background, posture hunched forward, shoulders rolled, knees slightly bent inward, gaze averted, body proportions narrow and apologetic, slightly smaller within the panel frame, an air of furtive over-explanation. Both figures rendered at consistent line weight, the contrast lives in posture and framing not in line quality. Reserve a flat empty band of approximately 12 percent of canvas height at the top of each panel for later caption application by the user, completely empty of text, glyph, letter, numeral, or mark in any language or script. Mood: deadpan visual verdict by composition alone. No watermarks, no source logos, no on-canvas text. Preserve the subject of the source image exactly, the two panels show the same subject rendered in the two opposing registers.