Deep-Fried (Oversaturated JPEG-Artifact Meme)

Re-render this image as a deep-fried meme in the post-ironic 2016 to 2019 visual register. Saturation pushed to maximum so reds bleed into oranges and blues into cyans, contrast blown out so highlights clip pure white and shadows crush pure black. Heavy jpeg compression applied repeatedly, visible 8x8 macroblock ringing around every high-contrast edge, color banding across all gradients, chroma subsampling artifacts smearing reds. Add a faint warm orange overlay across the whole image suggesting it has been re-screenshotted and re-saved a dozen times. Mild radial lens distortion as if photographed off a phone screen. Reserve a flat empty band of approximately 15 percent of canvas height at the top and 15 percent at the bottom for later caption application by the user, these bands must be completely empty of any text, glyph, letter, numeral, or mark in any language or script. The central image fills the middle band at maximally degraded fidelity. Mood: hyperonline, post-ironic, exhausted maximalism. No watermarks, no source logos, no on-canvas text of any kind. Preserve the subject, pose, and composition of the source image exactly, change only the medium and rendering.