Demotivational Poster (Black Border, Caption Band)

Re-render this image in the visual register of a Despair Inc demotivational poster, the early-2000s office-cube parody format. Composition: pure flat solid black background fills the entire canvas. The source subject is centered as a rectangular photograph occupying the upper two thirds of the canvas, framed by a thin clean white hairline border with approximately 4 percent padding of pure black between the photo edge and the hairline on all sides. Below the photograph, leaving approximately 25 percent of canvas height as a flat empty pure-black band, reserve this lower band entirely for later caption application by the user, the band must be completely empty of any text, glyph, letter, numeral, or mark in any language or script. The photograph itself is rendered slightly desaturated with a cool blue-gray tint suggesting institutional fluorescence and ironic gravitas. No watermarks, no logos, no on-canvas text of any kind. Aspect ratio of the overall canvas is wider than the source by the addition of the lower caption band, target a 4:5 portrait poster proportion. Mood: corporate parody, deadpan office-cube nihilism, borrowed institutional seriousness. Preserve the subject, pose, and composition of the source image exactly inside the framed photograph area, change only the medium, the framing, and the rendering.