Rage Comic Descendant, FUUU Register

Render in the rage-comic MS Paint lineage, the visual ancestor of greentext culture. Pure black ink on flat off-white background, no other colors except optional muted accents at very low saturation. Hard one-pixel line at uneven weight, the deliberate wobble of someone drawing fast in MS Paint with a mouse, never clean, never confident. Facial features pushed to exaggerated cartoon distortion: eyes can be huge circles with tiny dot pupils, mouth can be a jagged zigzag of frustration, eyebrows can be heavy angled black bars. Body rendered as a simplified blocky form, shoulders square, hands oversized with four crude fingers, no detail in clothing folds. Background is flat off-white, completely empty, no setting, no context, no shadow, no perspective. The whole image carries the register of the late-2000s rage-comic panel, the cathartic ugly-on-purpose aesthetic that predated and seeded greentext. The mood is the bottled frustration of a small daily indignity, exploded into face-shape. The implied story is a four-panel comic compressed into one. No words, no letters, no chevrons, no captions, no green text, no rage-face-name-labels, no logos, no watermarks, no named hate-symbols, no real-person likeness. Preserve the subject, pose, and composition of the source image exactly, change only the medium and rendering to this rage-comic MS Paint register.