Be Me, Anon Confessional MS-Paint

Render in the deliberately-crude MS Paint imageboard aesthetic of late-2000s/early-2010s anon culture. Hard one-pixel black outline at uneven weight (the trackpad-wobble line, never ruler-straight). Flat unshaded fill, three colors maximum: bone white skin, soft pink cheek blush as a single oval per cheek, dark featureless hoodie or shirt in flat grey-black. Eyes are two black dots, no pupils, no whites. Mouth is a single straight or slightly-curved line, ambiguous between resignation and small comfort. Hands if visible have four crude fingers, no thumb articulation. Background is a flat off-white or pale mint, no gradient, no texture, no shadow. The whole image looks low-resolution even when rendered large, as if upscaled from a 400-pixel JPG. The mood is anon-confessional, the implied storytelling structure of a greentext post: small private moment, self-aware, quietly tragic or quietly comfy, never performed. No words, no letters, no captions, no green text, no chevron marks anywhere on the canvas. No logos, no watermarks, no named hate-symbols, no real-person likeness. Preserve the subject, pose, and composition of the source image exactly, change only the medium and rendering to this MS Paint wojak register.