Duchamp Readymade Deadpan

Re-render this image in the visual register of a Marcel Duchamp readymade circa 1913 to 1917, photographed for a museum archive on neutral grey seamless backdrop. The lighting is flat broad north-facing studio light with one soft fill from the opposite side, no dramatic shadow, no atmosphere. The surface treatment is precise documentary: every join, every reflection, every factory tool mark is preserved with the dispassionate clarity of an industrial parts catalog. Render in the muted palette of a 1917 silver gelatin photograph that has been hand toned slightly warm: dove grey, bone, pewter, with the dull gleam of galvanized metal or enameled white ceramic. Tiny period dust motes settle on horizontal surfaces. Mood: deadpan, archival, blank as a notary stamp; the joke is that there is no joke on the surface and the entire joke is the framing. Strictly no on-canvas text, no legible lettering, no signature, no watermark, no logos. Preserve the subject, pose, and composition of the source image exactly, change only the medium and rendering. Aspect ratio matches source.